My name is Leslie Emigh and the last name is pronounced just like the girls name Amy. When I was growing up for the last two years of high school we moved to Trona Ca. Now there was a certain person who made my life a living hell there. He was always messing with me. After I graduated I swore that one day I would have my revenge on him. However, it wasn't until sometime after I had gotten out of the navy that I had an opportunity to do anything. At my 30th year reunion I vowed to look him at and get him back. But, I found out that he had died and God had robbed me of my vengence. I wasn't happy with that so I went out to the graveyard and peed on his grave. I still wasn't satisfied. So I found his wife and had sex with her. I still wasn't happy. So I found his daughter and had sex with her.
Yeah my Dad was a real prick.
And that's my Oscar acceptance speech. I really did make that up my self and I have about another 12 or so jokes that I made up that are even more offensive. I can't wait until all my potential employers Google this site. The only reason I wrote that joke down is my mother is dead and my sister knows very well how tasteless I am. But she's an ER nurse and tells even fouler stuff that is all true. As the man said "if you want to tell a joke that is offensive and not upset anyone make sure that you are the but of the punch line".